Truth between the lies.
Music. Friends. Sex. Pizza.
my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
WHAT IF AT YOUR WEDDING PEOPLE MADE A SHITTY AMV OF PHOTOS OF U + YOUR PARTNER SET TO BRING ME TO LIFE AND PLAYED IT